Diana Mendoza. Maganda. Singer. Sinungaling. Hahahaha! Penge naman ng binatog :'( PH



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    Sagala later!

    Echos lang. Maka sagala later naman ako e no. Manonood lang! Hahhahahahahahahhahahaa

    3 days ago with 3 notes

    • Sya: Matutulog ka na ba?
    • Ako: Di pa. Inaayos ko sched ko e.
    • Sya: Oh ano bang sched?
    • Ako: M T W Th ko hanggang 8PM :(
    • Sya: Bat napakalate? Sabihin mo di ako papayag don. Nagagalit kamo ako. Tsk.
    • Ako: HAHAHA yaan mo na. Wala pa tloy akong ksbay umuwi biset.
    • Sya: Sunduin kita minsan gsto mo babe? :)
    • Ako: 8PM nga e. Friday ko 5PM tapos sunday 1PM, NSTP yun :(
    • Sya: Grabe. Hayaan mo, susunduin kita. Tapos late ka na makakauwi nyan. Tsk.
    • SHETE!!!! : ''''> Yung college na ko, tapos fourth yr highschool pa lang sya. Mahirap pero kakayanin to!! Hahahahaha!

    3 days ago with 4 notes

    Nung bata ako, usong uso yung slambook.

    Hahahahhaa!! Yung may autograph, bio, etc. Naalala ko nung grade three ako humingi ako ng 100 pesos kay papa para mabili yung slambook na tinda sa canteen nun. Nag-iisa lang tapos violet. Instant celebrity! Hahahaha. Tapos unahan yung mga kaklase ko sa pagsusulat dun. Memories!

    • Favorite quote

    Di natin maitatanggi ang “Time is gold.” Pwera nalang kung may alam ka pang ibang malalim at mas mahabang quote. Hahahaha!!

    • Nickname

    Hala sige todo isip ng mga hinangong word sa pangalan nya! Paramihan!

    • Describe yourself

    Ang sosyal na sosyal na “Mirror please.”

    • Hobbies

    At walang kamatayang “Surfing the net.” (Sosyal na ‘to kasi ibigsabihin may internet kayo sa bahay.)

    • Favorite movies, sports, subject, cartoon characters, tv show, food, etc.

    Pasosyalan ng favorite food palagi. Yung iba kahit di pa natitikman basta mailagay lang eh. Hahahaha.

    • At hinding hindi mawawala ang signature sa huli!

    Magpapractice muna. Taena. Tapos paramihan ng pasikot sikot para mas maganda. Syempre laging may tuldok at heart sa dulo.

    3 days ago with 4 notes

    Oh may bago ka na namang soulmate? Ang landi naman ng soul mo ‘te.

    3 days ago with 5 notes

    Wag na kayong mag wechat please :( Hahahahhahhaaha

    3 days ago with 4 notes

    • Ako: Sge kain lang ako.
    • Sya: Okay baby :)
    • *1 hr..
    • Sya: Ano meron dyan, fiesta!?
    • Ako: Hahhahahahaha!!!! Sorry naman ha di kasi ako nakapagtext na tapos na ko kumain! Hahahhahaa!!

    3 days ago with 8 notes

    Kaya lang naman ako nagpupuyat para tanghali ako magising para konti nalang yung oras na maboboring ako

    3 days ago with 3 notes

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    happy kid!☺

    happy kid!☺

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Yung lalaking:

hindi papayag na lumabas ka ng nakashorts lang.
yayakapin ka kahit na pawis na pawis ka na.
hindi matutulog kahit sobrang inaantok na siya kasi gising ka pa.
kaya kang protektahan kahit na anong mangyari.
ipagmamalaki ka sa lahat.
alam ang limitasyon sa buhay.
may respeto.
hahawakan ang kamay mo kahit na pasmado ka.
hindi ka kinakahiya.
sobra kung mag-alala sayo.
ipapakilala ka sa mga magulang niya.
ayaw ka muna patulugin kasi gusto pa niya marinig boses mo.
kakantahan ka kahit na sintunado siya.
nasasabayan lahat ng trip mo.
at magmamahal sayo kahit ano at sino ka pa. <3

    Yung lalaking:

    • hindi papayag na lumabas ka ng nakashorts lang.
    • yayakapin ka kahit na pawis na pawis ka na.
    • hindi matutulog kahit sobrang inaantok na siya kasi gising ka pa.
    • kaya kang protektahan kahit na anong mangyari.
    • ipagmamalaki ka sa lahat.
    • alam ang limitasyon sa buhay.
    • may respeto.
    • hahawakan ang kamay mo kahit na pasmado ka.
    • hindi ka kinakahiya.
    • sobra kung mag-alala sayo.
    • ipapakilala ka sa mga magulang niya.
    • ayaw ka muna patulugin kasi gusto pa niya marinig boses mo.
    • kakantahan ka kahit na sintunado siya.
    • nasasabayan lahat ng trip mo.
    • at magmamahal sayo kahit ano at sino ka pa. <3

    pilosopogyno:

    One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is.

    “Hi Miss”

    Punyetang “Hi Miss” ‘yan. Naranasan niyo na ba girls na hindi naman kayo naka-seductive na clothing, hindi naman kayo naka-shorts or naka-backless, naka-normal look lang kayo na naka-Tshirt tapos may mga tarantadong tambay sa kalye ang sisipol at magsasabi pa ng “Hi Miss!”.

    Naiirita talaga ako. So one time, bibili ako ng halo halo sa tapat na sari sari store tapos may mga tambay sa kanto sabi “Hi Miss!”

    Sagot ko: “PROBLEMA?” 

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    Promise, ayoko talagang hina-“Hi Miss” ako. Boyish ako sobra, I grew up with 2 older brothers, ako lang babae. Ugh. Suntukan nalang please.

    1 week ago with 94 notes

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    Hi mama!
O diba dinaig mo pa ko sa album mo na &#8216;instagram photos&#8217; samantalang ayaw mo ipadala yung android phone mo! Huhuhu. Isa isahin natin yung pictures para masaya. Hahahahaha!!!
Ansaveh ng paghiga mo sa snow?! Ano yan kama?! Hahahahhahaaha!! Benta forever!!
Yung sa baba nun. Naka dila ka. Biruin mo ang nanay ko marunong din pala mag wacky!
Katabi nun, di ka na naawa pati snowman sinungayan mo. :(
Yung malaking picture sa left, pinakababa. Kamuntikan ka nang masakal nung scarf mo ha. Nahiya leeg mo dun. Hahahahahhahaa!!!
Yung may ksama kang virgin mary. Yun talaga gusto ko sayo ma eh, napakamadasalin mo, relihiyosa, taong simbahan, kulang nalang mag madre ka. Sorry po di ko namana yun ah :(
Ansave ng picture nila ni papa with the background of London eye?! Hahahahhahaa!!! Edi kayo na!
Yung picture mo sa slide at swing. Nak nang tutsi si mader feeling bata! Baka mabigla rayuma mo dyan ah!
Last, yung family picture naten. Oh dba!? Para-paraan lang yan. Ganda na nga ng pagkaka-edit ko, ganda pa ng anak mo. Ts. Hahahhhahaha!!! 
Salamat sa lahat ma, dahil sayo may maganda sa lahi nten. Hehehe jk. Syempre! Mana mana yon! Wala na kong magagawa kung pati ilong mo namana ko -____-&#8221;
Salamat kasi pinag-aaral mo pa ko kahit papano.
Salamat kasi binubuhay mo pa kme. Hahahahhahahahaha!!! Kahit alam ko namang pagod na pagod ka na.
Salamat kasi kahit pagpapatae ng aso sa park ginagawa mo para lang mpandagdag sa mapapdala mo.
Salamat kasi sisingit mo sa trabaho mo para lang makapag Skype tayo, kahit once a week lang.
Salamat kasi di mo pinagpalit si papa kahit napakagago nun dati.
Salamat kasi sobrang martyr mong asawa&#8217;t ina. 
Salamat kasi ginagawa mo lahat para maging masaya kami.
Salamat kasi pinag-hongkong mo kami! Hahaha!
Basta salamat. Kahit kotse lang kapalit nito sa debut ko eh. =)))))
Umuwi ka na! Napakadaya mo. Sbe mo nung grade five ako e dalawang buwan ka lang aalis. Tapos naging 5 years!? Tapos di nyo pa ko ginising nung aalis ka na. Ang sakit kaya sa kin nun. Gigising ako wala na pala mama ko sa bahay. Zz.
Sakin lang, wag ka namang KJ palagi! Kaya ka namin napagtutulungan eh. Hahahahhahahaha!!! Bawal ang sad!! \m/ Isa pa, wag na kayong mag-aaway ni papa!! Jusko naman tanda nyo na eh. Baka mag hiwalay pa kayo nyan ah?! Ang hirap sa part ng anak yung makita nilang nag-aaway magulang nila, sa phone pa!
Pero nakakamiss din yung bunganga mo, madir! Naalala ko dati magigising ako ng 2AM. May maingay sa baba. Tapos pagkita ko nalang pumapatay ka ng ipis. Galit na galit. Yung totoo, Ma? Inaano ka nila? Hahahhahahahaha!!!
Five years. Alam ko namang di mo rin ginusto yun. Tsaka gusto ko umuwi ka na para happy happy tayo. Kahit mahirap buhay dito keri lang no. Kesa andyan ka no. Sguro hindi tayo katulad nung ibang mag-nanay na sobrang close. Ksama bumili ng damit, mag-sm, picture picture, etc. Nung JS nga mga nanay ng kaklase ko ksma ko sa pagpapatahi ng gown e. Pati nung second yr, nanay ng kaklase ko umakyat nung recognition. Ayaw pa kasing umuwi -___-
Gumraduate ako ng elem, wala kayo ni papa. Gumraduate ako ng highschool, wala pa rin. Sana naman paggraduate ko sa college, kasama ko na kayong umakyat ng stage. Sana mapapakilala ko na kayo sa mga kaibigan ko na, &#8221;Uy! Magulang ko nga pala. Gandang lahi no?&#8221; Hahahahhaa!!! Lol drama pucha.
Laking pasalamat ko kay Lord kasi ikaw naging nanay ko. :) Happy Mother&#8217;s Day, mama!!!! Love u! xx

    Hi mama!

    O diba dinaig mo pa ko sa album mo na ‘instagram photos’ samantalang ayaw mo ipadala yung android phone mo! Huhuhu. Isa isahin natin yung pictures para masaya. Hahahahaha!!!

    • Ansaveh ng paghiga mo sa snow?! Ano yan kama?! Hahahahhahaaha!! Benta forever!!
    • Yung sa baba nun. Naka dila ka. Biruin mo ang nanay ko marunong din pala mag wacky!
    • Katabi nun, di ka na naawa pati snowman sinungayan mo. :(
    • Yung malaking picture sa left, pinakababa. Kamuntikan ka nang masakal nung scarf mo ha. Nahiya leeg mo dun. Hahahahahhahaa!!!
    • Yung may ksama kang virgin mary. Yun talaga gusto ko sayo ma eh, napakamadasalin mo, relihiyosa, taong simbahan, kulang nalang mag madre ka. Sorry po di ko namana yun ah :(
    • Ansave ng picture nila ni papa with the background of London eye?! Hahahahhahaa!!! Edi kayo na!
    • Yung picture mo sa slide at swing. Nak nang tutsi si mader feeling bata! Baka mabigla rayuma mo dyan ah!

    Last, yung family picture naten. Oh dba!? Para-paraan lang yan. Ganda na nga ng pagkaka-edit ko, ganda pa ng anak mo. Ts. Hahahhhahaha!!! 

    1. Salamat sa lahat ma, dahil sayo may maganda sa lahi nten. Hehehe jk. Syempre! Mana mana yon! Wala na kong magagawa kung pati ilong mo namana ko -____-”
    2. Salamat kasi pinag-aaral mo pa ko kahit papano.
    3. Salamat kasi binubuhay mo pa kme. Hahahahhahahahaha!!! Kahit alam ko namang pagod na pagod ka na.
    4. Salamat kasi kahit pagpapatae ng aso sa park ginagawa mo para lang mpandagdag sa mapapdala mo.
    5. Salamat kasi sisingit mo sa trabaho mo para lang makapag Skype tayo, kahit once a week lang.
    6. Salamat kasi di mo pinagpalit si papa kahit napakagago nun dati.
    7. Salamat kasi sobrang martyr mong asawa’t ina. 
    8. Salamat kasi ginagawa mo lahat para maging masaya kami.
    9. Salamat kasi pinag-hongkong mo kami! Hahaha!
    10. Basta salamat. Kahit kotse lang kapalit nito sa debut ko eh. =)))))

    Umuwi ka na! Napakadaya mo. Sbe mo nung grade five ako e dalawang buwan ka lang aalis. Tapos naging 5 years!? Tapos di nyo pa ko ginising nung aalis ka na. Ang sakit kaya sa kin nun. Gigising ako wala na pala mama ko sa bahay. Zz.

    Sakin lang, wag ka namang KJ palagi! Kaya ka namin napagtutulungan eh. Hahahahhahahaha!!! Bawal ang sad!! \m/ Isa pa, wag na kayong mag-aaway ni papa!! Jusko naman tanda nyo na eh. Baka mag hiwalay pa kayo nyan ah?! Ang hirap sa part ng anak yung makita nilang nag-aaway magulang nila, sa phone pa!

    Pero nakakamiss din yung bunganga mo, madir! Naalala ko dati magigising ako ng 2AM. May maingay sa baba. Tapos pagkita ko nalang pumapatay ka ng ipis. Galit na galit. Yung totoo, Ma? Inaano ka nila? Hahahhahahahaha!!!

    Five years. Alam ko namang di mo rin ginusto yun. Tsaka gusto ko umuwi ka na para happy happy tayo. Kahit mahirap buhay dito keri lang no. Kesa andyan ka no. Sguro hindi tayo katulad nung ibang mag-nanay na sobrang close. Ksama bumili ng damit, mag-sm, picture picture, etc. Nung JS nga mga nanay ng kaklase ko ksma ko sa pagpapatahi ng gown e. Pati nung second yr, nanay ng kaklase ko umakyat nung recognition. Ayaw pa kasing umuwi -___-

    Gumraduate ako ng elem, wala kayo ni papa. Gumraduate ako ng highschool, wala pa rin. Sana naman paggraduate ko sa college, kasama ko na kayong umakyat ng stage. Sana mapapakilala ko na kayo sa mga kaibigan ko na, ”Uy! Magulang ko nga pala. Gandang lahi no?” Hahahahhaa!!! Lol drama pucha.

    Laking pasalamat ko kay Lord kasi ikaw naging nanay ko. :) Happy Mother’s Day, mama!!!! Love u! xx

    konti nlang ol, ok lng sguro hahahahhahaha

    I have lived more than a thousand years. I have died countless times. I forget precisely how many times. My memory is an extraordinary thing, but it is not perfect. I am human. -Ann Brashares

    I was attracted to him. I was attracted to all the normal things, and then weird things, too, like the back of his neck. I caught his smell once, and it made me dizzy. And I couldn’t fall asleep that night. I seem not to blame him for me being allured-level-stalker-level beguile or dupe by this person named xxxxxx.

    Let me use the first-person point of view. This may not be the typical intros for formal with sorts of informal narration I think. Shouldn’t I start with a specific sequel rather than once upon a time, or in a far far away land phrases? :)

    It was a ground crowded by learners of this institution; surroundings are dark but spotlights coming from somewhere made our skins gray, yellow, magenta, and gray.. once more. Apparently a night of a late fall. The night that felt good on everybody in bringing about their dreams, and aspirations. It was always this feeling to be closest to something that was just a castle in the air, before.

    I received a signed diploma tonight, with my chosen college degree. I’m on my graduation dress, and I was with my hair on curls; as they eventually fall off, I pictured you watching me and wondering why I was staring at something. We will just look at each other’s corner of eyes, at first. You and I wasn’t walking anywhere, or you carrying anything. Neither a bouquet of Glory Jane’s nor a graduation card. We stood still. You were with your arms dangling at their sides, gazing at me with that lost expression.

    I turned and met your eyes, and neither of us jumped away this time. You stood there as if you were trying to remember something.

    There was a bit part of me wanting to wave or make a comment that seemed clever or memorable. But another part of me just held my breath.

    It seemed that we really knew each other, not simply that I had thought of you obsessively for a year or two, in high school days. It seemed that you were trusting me to just stand there for a moment, as though there were so many important things we could have said to each other in a long time being that we didn’t need and want to say any of them at all.

    Lack of chance, perhaps, or lack of courage.

    It seemed that we’re looking likely by memory more than sight. I often thought of that. Embarrassingly, often. What ever I was doing, I would imagine you there with your thoughts and opinions.

    And though they’d never really spoken, I always had a clear idea of what you would think. You wouldn’t like a lot of makeups for instance. The blow dryer thingy would strike you as loud noise and pointless. My false eyelashes would probably be like a torture for my eyelids.

    Beyond shadow of doubt, you’d come to me, and hug me. That hug would seemingly be the best part of my night. Then you’d dance with me slowly, even without any music. People around us would be startled and astound. You’d tell me not to care so I would.

    It would take  time until we’re done; our hands holding, filling the spaces between our fingers. You’ll spread your hands even more. They were the hands of a man and not a boy.

    We were quite and I wanted you to say something.

    “How was you? Everything?” you said as you glanced at the little pin on my hair.

    “I’m okay,” I said. “I didn’t realize you’d be here,” I said, forgetting to think how I revealed myself by saying so.

    You nodded. “Am I, by any chance, late?”

    I’d smirked a bit. You smiled at me. There was an anticipation of my birdlike brain that I could have never seen that smile again.

    “I thought, the last five years would end and we would both go our separate ways and we would never have talked to each other, like this way,” I said bravely. I felt like my words echoed in the silence, and always hated being stuck with them for so long. I wished you’d say something to cover them over.

    “I wouldn’t have let that happen,” you said.

    “You wouldn’t?” I was so genuinely surprised I couldn’t help asking. “Why not?” I wasn’t sure if you were to say something or if there ever were.

    “I’ve been wanting to talk to you.. Always,” you said slowly. “But I wasn’t sure.. when the right time would be.. But this is a strange night,” he went on. “Maybe not the best time. Tonight, I just wanted to make sure you were alright.”

    And I often thought of that. Pointless though.

    P.S. excuse my lame narration hahahahaha

    1 week ago with 3 notes

    Maganda kasi instagram hahahahaha

    1 week ago with 5 notes

    denissaur:

    Ang cute shet. Yung ‘di marunong magtumblr yung lalaki pero tinatry niya para kay girlie. Haist love. Hahahahahahahaha.

    1 week ago with 51 notes